Let’s face it, married life isn’t for sissies.
This everyday adventure is full of ups and downs that bring couples closer together, most of the time.
After my wife and I got married we had so much fun together enjoying the honeymoon stage and truly falling even more in love than we were before.
As the months went on, she began to notice that her prince charming had some less than desirable traits. It’s embarrassing to say but occasionally I forget to brush my teeth for two weeks or only help doing the dishes on days that don’t end in “y.”
You know, normal stuff.
I was surprised once the honeymoon magic wore off and she told me for the first time that I was annoying. It is important to point out here though that……
Newsflash – husbands do some pretty annoying stuff.
As a breed, we husbands have inherited the ability to do and say things that can sometimes be interpreted by our better halves as less than desirable behavior.
Admittedly, even though every husband loves their sweetheart more than anything, husbands still tend to do things that can get on their wives nerves.
Today, I present to you 20 great examples of how to annoy your wife:
1. Turn your house into a giant ball pit.
2. Make her think she is about to die.
3. Ask her hard questions.
4. Laugh when says less than intelligent statements.
5. Fight over silly things.
6. Call her a trophy wife.
7. Ignore her while on the Jumbo-Tron kiss cam.
8. Screw up your wedding vows.
9. Forget who she is.
10. Pretend to throw your kids off a balcony.
11. Only Say I Love you to Get Lovin’
12. Act crazy in public.
13. Record what she says after she gets her wisdom teeth out.
14. Lip Sing to Frozen for fun
15. Be weird.
16. Talk, a lot
17. Ignore her while the game is on.
18. Try to solve her problems.
19. Always compliment her, except when someone asks you to draw what she looks like.
20. Hijack her blog for the day!
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Danielle is the owner of Today's the Best Day. She strives to provide creative and uplifting content in order to enrich the parenting experience for women everywhere. Danielle hopes to help you and your family to make every day the best day! 
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