Like most guys, I am pretty sure that I know everything.
That’s right, 60% of the time I am right, every time. For the few times that I am found flat on my feet I turn to my reliable old friend, Google.
Unless you have been living under a rock in a galaxy far, far, far away, you too have found yourself googling an answer to those burning every day questions like; ‘how to change a light bulb’ or ‘where can I find funny cat videos?’
When I found the love of my life and got married, I found out quickly how much I didn’t know about life and more importantly, about women.
Turns out they’re pretty complicated.
Often situations put me in way over my head and left me with nowhere to turn for answers. That’s when everyone’s favorite search engine came to my rescue and more often than not, I found a reasonable answer to my inquiry.
Recently I took a look back on my browsing history from years ago. I noticed over the years that the things I ‘googled’ really reflected the state of my marriage at the time. My search history said a lot about me as a husband.
Today I share with you, 25 things I have googled since getting married
1. How to react when your wife tells you she is pregnant
2. What size bra should I buy at Victoria’s Secret
3. How many pairs of shoes is normal for a woman to own
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4. Is makeup really necessary
5. How to get my wife to find a hobby other than spending our money
6. Why carry flats around when wearing heels
7. What does “hefty” mean on tampon boxes
8. Chick flicks that I will actually stay awake in
9. How to get a six pack like Taylor Lautner
10. Ways to tell my wife she doesn’t look fat in her jeans
11. How to say you’re sorry for saying the wrong thing
12. Will eating one pound of cookie dough kill me
13. What to do when my wife gets her hair done
14. Why do women pee with the bathroom door open
15. What does ‘it’s fine’ really mean
16. What do women do that takes them so long to get ready
17. How to say I am sorry and really mean it
18. Are leggings really pants
19. How to trick my wife into giving me a back massage
20. What does my wife really mean when she says ‘sure you can watch the game’
21. How to not pass out during labor and delivery
22. The number for Chinese food because I burnt dinner again
23. How to clean poop out of carpet
24. The benefits of real hair vs extensions
25. Ways to show my wife how much I love her
What is something you have googled recently. Share with us in the comments below funny and meaningful problems that have been solved through the power of search.
Tyson is a contributing writer to Today’s the Best Day. He is a husband and father to two of the most beautiful girls on the planet. He loves, football, spending time with family and providing valuable content to help others have the best day every day.
Fatima @MotherhoodThroughMyEyes
February 21, 2015 at 12:39 am (10 years ago)This is too cute! I can’t believe he had to Google how many shoes are “normal”! Oh, and the hobby one… yeah, I totally feel the pain. Haha! Great post overall!